Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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