Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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