I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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