i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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