What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
