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It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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