i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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