THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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