Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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