That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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