Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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