if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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