i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
