My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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