so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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