i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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