Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize