what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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