i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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