Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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