I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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