Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
you never un-have a 4some
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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