No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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