I hate all girls vehemently.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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