I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize
