I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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