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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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