its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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