yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
