Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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