Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
