i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He? As in you personified your dick?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I need a beard to bite.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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