The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you're hired as official boob wrangler
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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