Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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