Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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