If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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