She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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