I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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