Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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