That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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