She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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