But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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