thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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