So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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