Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
