I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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