Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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