We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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