I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
