Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
no you cant smoke seaweed
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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