Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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